Local Writer Looks at Deadline, cries

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
fridayth13

usagi0004 asked:

Hello! I hope you are well, I have a request, could you do a beelzebub x reader where they are already a couple but some cheerleaders try to attack mc out of jealousy, sorry for being very specific but I love it when beel is protective❤️❤️❤️

fridayth13 answered:

protector.

↳ beelzebub × gn!reader

genre: i think fluff | wordcount: 1.1k | warnings: reader is surrounded and cornered by a group of demons that want to eat them, reader is mentioned to have hair, reader curses at some point (fuck), reader and beelzebub are in an established relationship (though the nature of this relationship isn’t explicitly said)

notes: HI thank you for the request <3333 it took me a bit longer than i anticipated but it helped me out of my writing slump a lot hddjjshgdh so yeah hope you enjoy <3 feel free to send requests whenever! (and i don’t mind specifics at all ^^ it always helps to know what you guys want me to write)

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furryprovocateur

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

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classicsonic

hey the op of that crab day post is a transphobe and pro life and shit so on top of it already being a stupid idea its By A Bigot so i am praying people stop reblogging or reposting it

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Like.

strawberryoverlord

Hi op! I have wanted to add that there is a SECOND crab day post going around that is ALSO by a transphobic conservative Christian!

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nezclaw

you really can't replicate this experience anywhere else.

sirfae

OP, there’s another one going around in fancy text by a Christian Pro-lifer too. A third.

sirfae

Yeah I checked through their blog description… not great tbh

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Plaintext: Reblog if you're comfortable receiving crabs on Crab Day (July 29th) so all your beloved followers know who they can comfortably crab on crab day (July 29th) without feeling nervous about crabbing someone On Crab Day (July 29th).

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[ID: Screenshots of bios and posts by users "greater-than-the-sword", "screwtornadowarningsimsouthern", and "ohifonlyx33". Every post states the users' support of a crab day event and the bios shown reveal the same users identifying as christian and/or conservative. /End ID]

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highlandvalley

The most beautiful footage of strangers dancing in public…
https://twitter.com/Thorayaaa/status/1660180658646568967

kendrixtermina

its like a real life version of that children’s song with the magic bridge that you had to dance across

prismatic-bell

Highlights:

--all the old people
--one dude who starts doing the Cotton-Eye Joe and has the steps on lock
--quinceañera girl with a dress bigger than the circle
--lots of kids but particularly the dude who's doing the helicopter with his little girl
--an entire section of Millennials doing dance moves I recognize, oh the nostalgia

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redwing

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arctic-ham

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honuofhawaii

Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!

ajays-lullaby

What other people put on their body is generally no one else’s business, and they do not have “issues” for doing something that has meaning to them. Don’t reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don’t know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ

redwing

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bundibird

What @redwing said

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morbidaee

who cares about supernatural can we talk about the way his tits bounce

morbidaee

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spnblr2021heritageposts

Date of origin: Apr 4, 2021

i have the spn symbol inked on my forearm lmao its more about the religious spite to me
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askpredetor

>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

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deepermadness

I've seen this happen before in Duel Links, Arknights, Fate and now Genshin. The people who indulge like this are called "whales". Check this out:

He eventually sunk around $1,500 just for a weapon. This is gambling addiction.

cushfuddled

Pretty much every big game these days relies on addictive hooks. James Stephanie Sterling did a great video on the way game companies prey on “whales” by filling their games with gambling mechanics. I honestly can’t recommend it enough if you haven’t seen it: 

despicableplankton

that video destroyed my mood for a good few days

really made it seem like we’re fucked and there’s no way to do anything to make video games better for people

like we’re all just fucked forever

I know that wasn’t the intention, but holy shit it’s bleak

sableweiss

Hey so Genshin Impact and mobile games like Fate Grand Order, Honkai Impact, and Mr. Love Queen’s Choice are great examples of what’s currently got gamers in a chokehold.  This video is really really good.  It forces you to look at the fact that gaming companies are intentionally creating gambling addition to keep you paying hundreds, if not thousands, into an otherwise FREE game.

They are intentionally going after people who have these types of behaviors and exploiting it, and creating it in people who didn’t have it before by making the games look absolutely fucking amazing and giving them just enough to make them want more.

Stay safe ya’ll.  Take a break from games if the urge becomes too much.  Read books, watch tv, paint, craft, skateboard, build a doghouse, knit, play sports, make a game yourself, do literally ANYTHING other than the freaking game because entire teams of people are working their asses off to get you to cave and pay out.

look guys im a devout genshin player but this is real and players need to know this the weapon or character you want will come back and you can save for them in the meantime itll be okay. just leave your bank info in another room when you play and when your joints get stiff -its time to close the game and do something else.
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amalgamasreal

So Universal Pictures may have just intentionally over-pruned all of the city owned trees in front of their LA corporate office in an effort to fuck with the WGA/SAG-AFTRA picketers during what is predicted to be the hottest week of the year so far:

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And the LA City Controller is looking into it:

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Once again it looks like it's time for:

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cattorneyatlaw

I'm a lawyer who does some tree law, and I've never seen this meme before and I love it so freaking much

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alanabloommd

since we are talking about people who deserve a higher salary i think teachers should be making six figures a year btw. if state superintendents who have never set foot in a classroom can make that much so should the teachers. teachers are quite literally the backbone of our society and if teachers were actually properly compensated we wouldn’t have a shortage or bad teachers who are continually burnout because of a lack of proper compensation.